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King Charles III now identifies as Queen Charles the First Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A guy in Iowa thought some dried cum on his hand was eczema, then went to a doctor, the doctor agreed, and he’s now suing for the misdiagnosis Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
That spider you tried to kill has been laying eggs in your tea kettle FOR WEEKS Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The oldest photo with 3 people wearing hats has been donated to every museum but gets rejected every time Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
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Typo by Clarance Thomas makes abortion mandatory Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Guinness Book’s “Hottest Seal” turned 23 yesterday Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Several schools in Eastern Iowa are forcing their students to wear a bracelet if they’re Pagan Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
One person’s Palo Santo is another person’s oak dipped in perfume and then placed in a bag that says Authentic Palo Santo and then sold to the first person mentioned Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Flamingo leg bone marrow contains more protein than roughly 2 cows Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Foamy carwashes may look cute but they’re turning penises softer and not a single scientist even wants to hypothesize why this is happening Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Sir Ringo and Sir Paul were seen buying a bunch of fertilizer, so they were put on the terrorism watchlist just in case Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
California’s Police Academy is running out of instructors due to persuasive students Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
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Lysol recalls 650,800 bottles of shower cleaner that make your shower dirtier Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
One man in China has a secret he’ll only tell you if you bring him candies from a far away land Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The first documented “uh oh that wasn’t just gas” sold for way too much money yesterday Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
