Monthly Archive: August 2019

Spirit Airlines changes allowable size of luggage to 9 linear inches

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Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Mathematicians say Ketchum, Idaho

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Kamala Harris accidentally calls supporter name of black guy she had imprisoned for cannabis consumption

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Ab benches can be picked up for full body workout

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Doing sit-ups was originally a scam started by brother of chiropractic pioneer Daniel David Palmer

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Smelling laundry detergent before buying is due to a mutated gene from homo floresiensis fruit bartering

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Silly String, not vaccines, causes autism in mice [Hofstra University]

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“It’s nice to see everybody juicing again.” Barry Bonds (TMZ)

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Miller Brewing Co. in hot water after undercover video shows Colt 45 bottles relabeled as Magnum

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Walmart heiress Alice Walton swears that Shaq shoes saved her knees

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USPS mail car rated safest vehicle of all time. “I agree.” Post Master General says as entire speech at award ceremony

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Renegade anthropologist digs up alleged body of William Shakespeare only to give him DVD copy of Romeo+Juliet signed by Craig Pearce and Baz Luhrmann

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Bernie Sanders 23andMe test leaks – 0.6% Jewish

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Joe Biden: “All I wanted was a minute alone with Ep and then the coward goes and kills himself.”

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Hermit crabs using crumpled water bottles as a shell makes top marine biologist question if pollution is truly bad

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Children who bite off Sour Patch feet first need to be surveilled

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Bath toys are being left in sink at an alarming rate

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Lawn darts to be considered for 2046 Olympics pending available grass

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Duct taping a can of room deodorizer spray behind fan, Bill Nye cleverly tweets in Wingdings, is the quickest way to freshen a musty old suit

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Orgasms during birthing process lead to child developing mom-son fetish, recent Frank Luntz poll shows

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