Monthly Archive: September 2019

San Diego Zoo no longer allows zoo-goers to say “I wish I had a tongue like that”

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Polar bear dreams are climate change nightmares

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Koh Andaug becomes top exporter of recycled straws after hurricane gives tiny island free plastic

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Creator of the 13 gallon trash bag had no idea triskaidekaphobia was a thing

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If you are not double rinsing your laundry, fecal particulates are on EVERYTHING

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Q-Tip packaging states “Do not insert swab into ear canal” but if you play audio version backwards it says otherwise

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Top sociologist goes on speaking tour to get everybody calling stupid things straight instead of gay

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“Umm, five or six” is the most common answer when asked how many sexual partners you’ve had

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Minor League Baseball team recalled nearly 10,000 donut burgers due to tainted glaze

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Trump did this, yeah but Obama did that is the new Obama did this, yeah but Bush did that

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USA loves to spy and bomb but hates being spied and bombed, new study clearly shows

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Ex-lover of Hervé Villechaize vandalizes Wax Museum sculpture, but gets arrested for spitting on security guard

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Glass bottle manufacturers are thankful animals hate the taste of glass bottles

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“When I’m president…” is quickly becoming top way to chime in to conversation

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Man impales eye with Swiffer Sweeper, damages frontal cortex

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Protest outside of Gold Bond HQ demands answer to why diabetic lotion cheaper than eczema lotion

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InfoWars funded dating show features firing squad of women in dresses

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Biofreeze toothpaste is odorless, tasteless, and does not help prevent cavities

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Textured ceilings are driving babies insane and one doctor thinks she knows why

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AmazonBasics branded maracas are filled with FINGER NAILS

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