Monthly Archive: August 2020
Nobody knows why, but concrete starts to cry after 90ish years
Gigantic moths take over local Hobby Lobby’s fabric department
The smartest turtles do not eat plastic, leading scientists to hypothesize they are evolving into super geniuses
Trump unable to play Janie’s Got a Gun at rally, Mike Pence chose Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair in last minute super smart move, his wife claims
