Monthly Archive: October 2020

The hotter the person, the more likely they brush their teeth clockwise

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A new study may shine some light on why racist ladies love shawls so much

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If someone says they don’t believe in aliens, you can be pretty certain they enjoy eating octopus

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Lubricant saturated polyester condoms may be the only way to help the STD crisis plaguing senior citizens

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Sustainable cork can be made by compressing old cardboard, but stinks every time you poke a new hole

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A popular toothpaste tablet manufacturer recalls a batch after powered sugar was used instead of sodium bicarbonate

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Man who got pet tortoise stuck in chimney is going to prison until a day after the shelled reptile passes away

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Bathrobes that do not come with a detachable belt are way better for chronic masturbators

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The likelihood of accidentally stepping on a creature increases while wearing shoes

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If you LOVE cauliflower, you have fewer than 2 Black friends, according to a recent Frank Luntz poll

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Millions boycott Nintendo after Animal Crossing added a Charlie Chaplin mustache on Hitler’s half birthday

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Gold Bond’s rough & bumpy skin cream is for your legs and mustn’t be used on elbows

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Elephant tranquilizer darts will now be used instead of tasers by all peace officers

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To compete with McDonald’s Monopoly promotion, Burger King has placed a tracking device inside of 6 fake onion rings and if you’re lucky enough to choke on one, you will be glad you almost died

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There are more doctors named Tim than you’d expect

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Zooming in on denim is safer than doing drugs, man

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Bunyans are slowly becoming attractive and are expected to reach peak hotness by 2023

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A new study has found that 7% of silica gel packets contain Parmesan cheese

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Thieves who dust hard to reach air vents, before leaving the premises, are given an avenue to sell the items they stole at full retail value instead of whatever those cheapskates at pawn shops offer. They’re the real criminals

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PBS NewsHour apologizes for bad stitching on tote bags and offers a refund if you buy another thing first

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