Monthly Archive: November 2020

EXPOSED: Popular moisturizing shampoo is just watered down conditioner

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A newly found Sigmund Freud journal entry talks about the elderly anal stage in graphic detail

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Increase libido by measuring your penis with the centimeter side

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Power outage forces edible cookie dough shop to close an hour early

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Belly button lint somehow chokes around 3 sewer rats every year

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Do not plug in more than 9 Glade plugins because that may be too many

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Four bowling balls reported missing in Ohio spotted in IOWA

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You probably aren’t moving weight if you don’t own an Optimuss OLC 03

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Popular bison jerky company busted for using jackfruit

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Wolfgang Puck blames sous-chef after accidentally holding up a copy of Mein Kampf instead of his new book of balsamic vinaigrette recipes

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Joe Rogan put all of his Spotify money into new keto friendly parmesan cheese cereal company

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NEVER FORGET — Sledgehammers used to fall on thousands of feet per year

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Most saffron is merely freeze dried grass that was dyed red and sprayed with perfume

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The world’s first dollar pizza parlor makes money by selling napkins

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Gopher themed holiday cards are set to be the biggest winter trend since the SNUGGIE

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The Washington Football Team changes their name to the Washington Ampersands

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If anyone makes fun of you for mixing up effect and affect, kindly remind them about swath and swathe

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Children’s book Those Darn Squirrels may have helped end the War in Iraq

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The CDC has decided that butane particulates inside of creme brûlée makes it unsafe to eat multiple times per day

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Exhaling on a snore may be an early sign of inhaling to catch breath

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