Monthly Archive: December 2020

Dozens boycott the Aquarium of the Pacific for showcasing world’s first fish abortion

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Breaking news if you thought racial discrimination was only in humans

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Mountain goat sued by Prince’s estate for vaguely sounding like the opening note of Purple Rain

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A fly from Gary, Indiana swears he was on the wall the last time Joe hit Michael

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The phone Robert Kardashian used to tell OJ Simpson he believes him is expected to sell for at least $57288 very soon

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It is now illegal to have a TV poor people can afford inside of a luxury suite

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The air trapped inside of saltine crackers is toxic and must be crumbled then placed in hot liquid or you might CHOKE

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Puddle of Mudd becomes the first band in history to release autobiographical concept album movie on laserdisc

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Shower mats are on the ceiling at Washington Post HQ and only Jeff Bezos and his philanthropic ex-wife know why

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Preseason prankster LeBron James peed on his coach’s sock and then blamed his FRIEND

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“Heroin makes you wiser, but robs you of time” was beautifully graffitied on Jimi Hendrix gravesite gazebo

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Sadly, due to light pollution, we must now look to popcorn ceilings for guidance

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Walnut crackers still do not warn user to only use on walnuts

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Link’s first horse Epona (1998-2020) died during hunger strike

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Dame Judi Dench’s main source of income in 2019 was her Shakespearean themed OnlyFans

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Futon frame factory forgets hex wrench on purpose knowing the likelihood of a complaint is extremely low

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Rubber shortage caused by abnormally high squeegee sales

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Nobody has ever used the word demur in a sentence

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Men who become gynecologists are usually gay or straight, but sometimes they are bi

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A big old organ has been behind the President’s desk this entire time

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