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One man in China has a secret he’ll only tell you if you bring him candies from a far away land Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The first documented “uh oh that wasn’t just gas” sold for way too much money yesterday Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Big Bird interrupted a peaceful Westboro Baptist Church protest by stealing the second letter ‘H’ in “ALL WHORES GO TO HELL” from a CHILD Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
