Politics
Elephant tranquilizer darts will now be used instead of tasers by all peace officers
PBS NewsHour apologizes for bad stitching on tote bags and offers a refund if you buy another thing first
Why would a chickenhawk be photographed leaving Chris Cristie’s New Jersey mansion at 2:49am? Is he cheating on Mary Pat?!?
Broward County Police Department to phase out white officers by 2023
An early Fantastic Four comic has predicted nothing yet but we’re looking
Bye-bye Hydroxychloroquine, hello barium in the butt? Trump tweeted then deleted his support of the procedure saying that he and Melania have “several inches of barium in our butts right this very moment”
UH OH. Trump forgot his iPhone charger before going into quarantine
Trump’s campaign offers a partial refund for anyone who bought leggings and wanted Trump to be facing the other way
All street lights by 2022 will look like they’re from 1937 thanks to the new MAGA LAW passed by both the house and senate
Grass long enough to tickle even the tallest of noses might be the left’s best way to get the religious right on board with climate change
YouTube video titled Best Memes 2019 spliced in Nazi propaganda, but nobody noticed until it was too late
Trump plans to make Pentagon “shaped more like a wall” if re-elected
Biden makes sure he’s seen praying to Jah any time he’s around a black guy with dreads
California’s governor Gavin Newsom swears he still uses LA Looks hair gel every morning
Limited edition Selsun Blue Lives Matter dandruff shampoo will be given away to the first 451 people in line at upcoming Trump rally
Part of the Investigative Journalism degree at Liberty University includes optimal way of holding magnifying glass
3M Dual Lock is compatible with Velcro, but you’re not allowed to let them touch due to vague interbreeding law
New uniform for Boise Police Department contains see-through trench coat and clogs
