The White House is giving away their chairs, as long as you’re willing to give away your chairs to them, so it’s really more of a trade Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Amazon doesn’t allow their employees to use the restroom, because they keep stealing the Amazon Basics Toilet Tissue Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
King Charles III now identifies as Queen Charles the First Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The oldest photo with 3 people wearing hats has been donated to every museum but gets rejected every time Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Home Depot is recalling a few million plants after finding Dippin’ Dots in the soil Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Typo by Clarance Thomas makes abortion mandatory Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Several schools in Eastern Iowa are forcing their students to wear a bracelet if they’re Pagan Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
California’s Police Academy is running out of instructors due to persuasive students Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
If you think gas prices are high, wait til you see how much a gallon of giraffe pee costs Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Lysol recalls 650,800 bottles of shower cleaner that make your shower dirtier Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Big Bird interrupted a peaceful Westboro Baptist Church protest by stealing the second letter ‘H’ in “ALL WHORES GO TO HELL” from a CHILD Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Senate to vote on a law that would make an 8+ layered lasagna a misdemeanor to make and a felony to consume Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
President Joe Biden will now only speak to the press when he’s tying his left shoe Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The coolest cow in Nebraska is dropping his first EP next Sunday Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Nobody in Millsboro, Delaware knows how to tie a knot and their mayor is getting ready to ban Velcro Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Germany to honor child prodigy Fanny Mendelssohn with a stamp of her as a hot adult Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The Supreme Court’s gavel supplier has been making their wooden hammers a millimeter shorter every month since 1792 and thankfully we’re finding out about it now and not before it’s too late and the gavels are too small to use Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A painting Bob Ross made during his psychedelic phase has been donated to the Museum of the Rockies Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The last handmade cutting board factory in Iowa will switch to glass by 2023 Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Local coffee shop in trouble for refusing to pay newly hired tiny wooden mannequins Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
