Trashcan that attracts ants with a tasty scent gets recalled for smelling too good Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Trump is having second thoughts after letting Biden wear his tie Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A fly from Gary, Indiana swears he was on the wall the last time Joe hit Michael Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The phone Robert Kardashian used to tell OJ Simpson he believes him is expected to sell for at least $57288 very soon Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
“Heroin makes you wiser, but robs you of time” was beautifully graffitied on Jimi Hendrix gravesite gazebo Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A big old organ has been behind the President’s desk this entire time Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Power outage forces edible cookie dough shop to close an hour early Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Four bowling balls reported missing in Ohio spotted in IOWA Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Walt Disney’s great great grandson wins court battle to have Oasis’s Live Forever played on loop inside cryogenic chamber Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The dress Ava Braun was wearing when she told Hitler about her hatred towards Jewish people has been donated to a Goodwill in West Virginia Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The unaired episode of Puff the Magic Dragon where we learn of his pedophilic tendencies is now on Netflix for a limited time Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Male sex offenders will now have QR codes forcibly tattooed onto their penis tips to show them what being taken advantage of feels like Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
It’s crazy to think that one of these kids voted for Ross Perot Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Eric Trump’s favorite utensil is a flat mini whisk Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Obama, Trump, and Biden decide to legalize cannabis and ban late term abortions after smoke sesh Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Donald Trump and Joe Biden both pooped their pants today Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The old man Groucho Marx lookalike who has been going to casinos and tricking old ladies into buying him a martini is allegedly on the run for something bad but not like rapist bad so calm down Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Some guy who said “We would all be speaking German if Hitler had his way” was seen at granddaughter’s Kindergarten graduation Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Mike Pence has been using a big tub of petroleum jelly as a makeshift Fleshlight to avoid ridicule Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
12 year old expelled for animal cruelty after drawing a llama without hooves Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
