The boots George W. Bush wore to bed after 9/11 are MISSING Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A popular toothpaste tablet manufacturer recalls a batch after powered sugar was used instead of sodium bicarbonate Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Man who got pet tortoise stuck in chimney is going to prison until a day after the shelled reptile passes away Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
If you LOVE cauliflower, you have fewer than 2 Black friends, according to a recent Frank Luntz poll Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Elephant tranquilizer darts will now be used instead of tasers by all peace officers Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Thieves who dust hard to reach air vents, before leaving the premises, are given an avenue to sell the items they stole at full retail value instead of whatever those cheapskates at pawn shops offer. They’re the real criminals Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
PBS NewsHour apologizes for bad stitching on tote bags and offers a refund if you buy another thing first Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
There may be a sloth piggy bank shortage, but you’d think quite the contrary if you were to visit your local Hobby Lobby Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Rust-oleum wins bid to repaint The White House, but now Trump gets to decide on it being chiffon cream or alabaster Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Broward County Police Department to phase out white officers by 2023 Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Alcohol prep pad company goes out of business after not being able to afford a new perforation blade Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
UH OH. Trump forgot his iPhone charger before going into quarantine Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
All street lights by 2022 will look like they’re from 1937 thanks to the new MAGA LAW passed by both the house and senate Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Man sues Apple for just under 218 million dollars after his Frequently Visited section called him the second worst f-word Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Police sketch artist fired for drawing everybody as a character in a Cars movie Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The oldest elevator in North Dakota still has its original communal handkerchief Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Lip Smacker sued for selling thawed out FROZEN lip balm, forcing Disney to make the F in Frozen the only capital letter Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Trump plans to make Pentagon “shaped more like a wall” if re-elected Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The swastika from Charles Manson’s forehead somehow ended up in Boca Raton Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Part of the Investigative Journalism degree at Liberty University includes optimal way of holding magnifying glass Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
