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That spider you tried to kill has been laying eggs in your tea kettle FOR WEEKS
One person’s Palo Santo is another person’s oak dipped in perfume and then placed in a bag that says Authentic Palo Santo and then sold to the first person mentioned
Sir Ringo and Sir Paul were seen buying a bunch of fertilizer, so they were put on the terrorism watchlist just in case
One man in China has a secret he’ll only tell you if you bring him candies from a far away land
The first documented “uh oh that wasn’t just gas” sold for way too much money yesterday
Kosovo’s top turmeric wholesaler has started to sell it as brown sugar to people who tragically lost their sense of taste while battling COVID-19
Humans are forgetting how to blow their noses and one scientist from Bolivia thinks she may know why
Even Harvey Winestain is upset about Ryan Gosling’s short film about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears blackface’s even more racist arch nemesis WHITEFACE and said he will not allow a single bottle of wine to be in this incredibly insensitive short film and now people are getting tummy aches having to say “I’m with Harvey Winestain”
Executive producer Ellen Generous is said to be funding Ryan Gosling’s short film “?♂️” by their lonesome which is good news for anyone who doesn’t want their name attached to a racist moving picture about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears whiteface to somehow show racial superiority
Ryan Gosling’s upcoming short film “?♂️” is an artistic nightmare of thinly veiled racism and bigotry and let us all hope we wake up from whatever dream state we happen to be in right now because this can’t be real. Can it? We report, you decide
Does Ryan Gosling’s short film about an anti-BLM Queen’s guard who wears whiteface finally prove handsome men can’t be trusted?
They don’t make doorknobs like they used to
This plane almost departed without enough fuel to arrive at scheduled destination
Van Gogh’s first painting after chopping off his own ear isn’t anything special
Aliens cover field with cylindrical bundles of gosh knows what
Nobody remembers what life was like before caulk guns
Creationist family finds dinosaur egg during Easter extravaganza
The baseball field Nostradamus played on was just found under France’s oldest laundromat
