Life hack: No clean spoons? Go grab a flute and rip off a few of these things Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Biden makes sure he’s seen praying to Jah any time he’s around a black guy with dreads Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The swastika from Charles Manson’s forehead somehow ended up in Boca Raton Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Due to record low travel, Orbitz has gone back to selling drinks with balls inside Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Kleenex to release reusable tissue just in time for the third wave Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
How do leprechauns stay happy despite being so short and ugly? 99 bitches from a recent survey on Family Feud said it’s from the magical beer those drunk bastards are always full of Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The road that many thought led nowhere actually leads to a big old mound of Pogs Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
California’s governor Gavin Newsom swears he still uses LA Looks hair gel every morning Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Limited edition Selsun Blue Lives Matter dandruff shampoo will be given away to the first 451 people in line at upcoming Trump rally Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Elton John’s first piano sells for $68,284 at auction Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
An Archeologist from the University of Iowa finally solved the riddle “Which came first, the shoehorn or the shoelace?” Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The water we keep leading our horses to has enough cocaine to fail most drug tests Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Van Gogh’s “The Fly’s Wall” ranked right behind all of his paintings you already know about Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Part of the Investigative Journalism degree at Liberty University includes optimal way of holding magnifying glass Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
3M Dual Lock is compatible with Velcro, but you’re not allowed to let them touch due to vague interbreeding law Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Gummies made in China are never as tasty and nobody knew why until EARLIER TODAY Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
White man (of course) allowed to wear shower cap during mugshot after saying removal may trigger autistic rage Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Dr. Mario’s father tried getting Dr. Mario’s mother to abort Dr. Mario 23 years before he was the man we know as Dr. Mario Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
