The Supreme Court’s gavel supplier has been making their wooden hammers a millimeter shorter every month since 1792 and thankfully we’re finding out about it now and not before it’s too late and the gavels are too small to use Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
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The only thing dirtier than your keyboard is the area directly in front of that filthy thing Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The long and winding road Paul McCartney was talking about wasn’t nearly as winding as he made it sound Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Russia honors Rosa Parks’ half birthday with a stamp showcasing the wrong bus Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
A painting Bob Ross made during his psychedelic phase has been donated to the Museum of the Rockies Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Toilet paper leaves leave big TP trying to mimic its sustainability in a more lucrative way Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The last handmade cutting board factory in Iowa will switch to glass by 2023 Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Wolfgang Puck has been using plastic parsley since the Obama administration Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The oldest photo of a tree turns 174 today Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
That leaky faucet might be driving your dog insane Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Pig pee is the most nutrient dense liquid we keep wasting Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Jesus Christ’s alleged xylophone will be auctioned off tomorrow evening Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Vatican City will be installing gold bars on prison windows to make sure it stays empty Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Local coffee shop in trouble for refusing to pay newly hired tiny wooden mannequins Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
Trashcan that attracts ants with a tasty scent gets recalled for smelling too good Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
The NFL will now allow punters to kick a ball without laces if they promise to never use performance enhancing drugs Your browser does not support the audio element. LISTEN LIVE
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